Wednesday, April 14, 2010

I Hate Feet

I hate feet.  Not my feet just your ugly ass feet.  Yes, I hate all your hairy toed, ingrown nailed, smelly, putrid, knobby toed feet.  The thought of them actually makes the hair on the back of neck stand up *shudders*.

Its amazing how teeny, tiny, cute, little baby tootsies...
(I have come to the decision that tootsies are terribly
cute but soon after the kid begins to walk, they turn
into nasty feet)

grow into some of the most disgusting growths at the bottom of your legs.

I don't just want to harp on the guys, because ladies your feet can be just as, if not worse. :p

I know I am not the only one with feet aversion.  There is even a '"I Hate Feet" facebook page with almost 80, 000 members who feel the same way I do.

Now I am not going to gross you all out with ugly feet pictures, you can Google "ugly feet" yourself.  But be forewarned, it is even worse than you can ever imagine (3" long yellow thick toenails, scabs, disfigured toes, boils, corns, scars, nothing that you hopefully have EVER seen or experienced before).  I am going to have feet nightmares for weeks now *shudders again*.

So a little bit of advice as the warm weather comes upon us, ladies and especially gentlemen, please go and get yourself a manicure this spring.  If you have ugly feet (which most of you do) please don't wear sandals. Ladies polish those toes.  Men never ever wear flip flops...yes I mean NEVER (even with socks).