Friday, January 29, 2010

Beasts Babies Oh My!

Why is it that every time a new baby is born I want another. Well, I am an Auntie again for the second time...YAY! It is very exciting but at the same time I am having baby pangs. My uterus is saying over and over again FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME. I keep telling it soon NO WAY or later NEVER AGAIN.

You see my uterus seems to completely forget about the gigantic beast that will overtake my entire body. From the insatiable appetite to the swollen feet to eventually your stomach becomes a sort of resting table for your boobs. Hair starts spurting from places that you didn't even think hair could grow and your boobs start leaking strange fluids that you thought would only happen after birth. No not very pretty.

Pregnancy does have its benefits though and by that I mean the food. I ate everything and anything I could get my grubby paws on. Wasn't all just just ice cream and ribs though. I also couldn't get enough fresh fruit and lemonade.

The Beast

My beast gained 50 lbs and the baby weighed 9 lbs. I have no clue were the other 41 lbs went too. I thought for sure I was going to have a world record for the largest baby born in the world. But alas that wasn't the case. I single double handedly ate, drank, inhaled scarfed down every single pound gained.

So when my baby pangs start tonight after meeting my nephew, I will remember all the bad things about being pregnant and hopefully my brain will overpower my uterus....maybe, hopefully, with any luck....oww the pangs they hurt!

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